The Direct to Video Connoisseur

I'm a huge fan of action, horror, sci-fi, and comedy, especially of the Direct to Video variety. In this blog I review some of my favorites and not so favorites, and encourage people to comment and add to the discussion. For announcements and updates, don't forget to Follow us on Bluesky and Like our Facebook page. If you're the director, producer, distributor, etc. of a low-budget feature length film and you'd like to send me a copy to review, you can contact me at dtvconnoisseur[at]yahoo.com. I'd love to check out what you got. And check out my newest book, Nadia and Aidan, over on Amazon.

Sunday, July 20, 2025

12 to Midnight (2024)

This is one Ty and I covered on episode 210 of the podcast, and I figured with the Bronzi factor, it was worth covering on the site as well. I don't know how true that is actually, but I'm going with it.

12 to Midnight has nothing to do with the 10 to Midnight that it's cribbing its title from--thought that would be an interesting idea for a prequel, no?--but it seems like it might when we find out early on that Bronzi's wife was murdered by serial killer who's still on the loose, and could kill again. But this thing ain't shaping up to finish with Bronzi confronting a nude dude, oh no, it's a backdoor werewolf movie! Fortunately Bronzi's of Eastern European descent, and as such, this isn't his first werewolf rodeo--which, for an animal lover like myself, that may be the best kind of rodeo and the only kind worth supporting--so he's onto what's happening pretty quickly. Well, not quickly enough to spare myriad other victims from the werewolf's wrath, but if he didn't have that Eastern European background, this could easily be a 150-minute slog, so I'm not complaining. It's going to take everything in Bronzi's bag of tricks to bring this werewolf killer to justice.

This wasn't half-bad. You take the concept of Robert Bronzi having a career based on being a Charles Bronson look-alike, which is bonkers enough on its own, mix in Tito Ortiz and werewolves, and I think you have yourself a fun 90 minutes. To be honest, this is doing a lot better than a lot of modern DTV. It knows what it is, doesn't try to be anything it isn't, and the result is something that's pretty fun. That all being said, this is bonkers, and if you're looking at the cover expecting a hard-boiled actioner, you don't really get that. Bronzi has some cop on the edge in him, but once we add in werewolves, all bets are off. Sadie Katz, who we've seen before, looks like she could add in her own "sheriff on the edge," which would've been a fun twist on that premise, but, again, werewolves throw all that out the window. Sometimes you need that though. I don't know how many rough-sit Randall Scandals we've seen that probably would've been more palatable with the inclusion of werewolves. At least half the Bruce Willis ones anyway. 

We've now seen Bronzi twice on the site, which is four behind the actual Bronson's six. It's possible he could catch him, because Bronzi has a bunch of other stuff out there, and we don't really have anything more DTV-wise for Bronson--I'm a little less lax on what I consider DTV than I was in the past, and I don't know that any of the six we've already reviewed for Bronson qualify as DTV by the standards I have now. Anyway, everything, including the title, is meant to evoke Bronson. Throughout the film, characters tell Bronzi he looks familiar, so they're leaning into it, but I don't know how much I like that part. I almost would rather they act like we don't get what's happening, right? "Wait, what? You think Bronzi looks like Charles Bronson? That's crazy! I don't see it though... no, we cast Bronzi because he was the right man for the picture." "A picture about a cop from Eastern Europe living in Pennsylvania who kills werewolves? Bronzi's perfect for that?" "Exactly!" I don't know how many movies we'll see just for Bronzi, but he has enough listed on IMDb that I think we'll see him again, and considering how this one was pretty fun, it might be sooner than later.

Speaking of doppelgangers, Tito Ortiz has a name of his own from his time in the UFC, but he also fills a Vin Diesel niche if you need too. He needs to practice his Diesel yell ("The buster kept me out of handcuffs!"), but the rest is there. He's also a big guy, which helps too for action movies. We don't get to see much of any of that here, because he's down the list on supporting characters, more here to be a face they can add to the tin, which is fine, because he does have some films with bigger parts, like another Ty and I covered, Operation Black Ops. (Yep, that's right, technically "Operation Black Operations.")The other thing is, how much do we need movies with him as the star? Give me a Michael Jai White movie where Ortiz plays the leader of a biker gang or something. Either the kind of biker gang White needs to take down, or the kind where they and White have a common enemy, so Ortiz helps White bring down the baddie. As long as he's living his life .4 kms at a time, I'll be happy.

Another name we're seeing again is Sadie Katz. She plays a hardo police sheriff, who has a change of heart when she sympathizes with Bronzi's personal motives. The characters in the movie used a different term than "hardo" to describe her, which may have been a bit much, but she also came in hot in a way that made her character off-putting to start, so she was really working uphill to become likeable by the end. I think there's a happy medium between Lt. Chapman on Rockford Files and instantly friendly that her character could've existed in to start with, because when she does warm up to Bronzi, it's hard to believe it, no matter how well Katz can sell it. Since we first reviewed one of her films in Nipples and Palm Trees over ten years ago, she's amassed a great genre career, which would make her a big get for a film like this. That's one of the things about doing the site this long that's really cool, to see names that are just starting out grow into something bigger.

Finally, this film features a railroad connecting areas of Pocono County, PA, which as it exists in reality is something just for tourists, and doesn't function as a passenger rail service like it's depicted in the film. It's funny how the concept of rail is great in movies in America, but we can't fund them in real life, so for people watching outside the US, we can add a functioning, robust intercity rail service to the other myths movies perpetuate about us, like we're all pretty and speak region-free American English. And it looks like rail service in Pennsylvania is only going to get worse. Republicans in the senate here are blocking a budget that would help fund not only SEPTA, the Philadelphia transit system, but transit systems in other PA cities as well. It's part of this whole "us folk in Pennsyltucky want to make life difficult for those Liberal Elites who like riding their hoity-toity subways--plus oil companies give us a lot of money to attend Super Bowls and stuff, so there's that." The thing is, they're not very bright, and don't understand that properly functioning, robust transit systems are the engines that power cities, and for those Pennsyltucky senators whose own districts rely on tax revenue from cities like Philadelphia to keep their dead coal communities afloat, it means their communities will suffer too, perhaps even more, when Philadelphia isn't generating enough tax dollars to prop up their failing infrastructure. (Also, coastal elites don't ride the subway here in Philly.) But that's America for you, the country where passenger trains are more likely to exist in Robert Bronzi DTV werewolf movies than in reality.

And with that, let's wrap this up. IMDb lists this to rent on Prime, but as of this writing, you can also stream it free on Xumo too. Despite the bevy of commercials Xumo loads into its movies, I think that's the best way to go with this one. And also check out the podcast Ty and I did, number 210 in the archives.

For more info: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt21913192

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Sunday, July 13, 2025

Save Me (1994)

This is one I covered on a two-part episode with Jon Cross from The PM Entertainment Podcast and the After Movie Diner back in November, number 184 (part 2) in the archives, when we looked at a couple of Harry Hamlin erotic thrillers. The other thing is this is Cole S. McKay's 60th film on the site! That makes him our third member of the 60 Club, and ties him with Gary Daniels for second-most ever, behind Dolph.

Save Me has Harry Hamlin as an investment broker whose wife (Olivia Hussey) has left him and taken their son with her. Also, he was the top broker at the firm, so he's been able to coast on that reputation and do very little work since then. Anyway, one day he's out on his lunch break, and he sees a gorgeous woman (Lysette Anthony) go into a lingerie shop, so he follows her and spies on her. After another time, she gives him a note that says "Save Me" with a phone number on it. Seems she's trying to get out from under the clutches of her abusive partner Michael Ironside, which Hamlin is only too happy to oblige her. He skips work or leaves early so he and her can hook up in his Mustang. But when will this Noir-ish femme fatale show Hamlin she's not all she seems?


This isn't horrible as a fun, time-killing watch. It pops in at around 90 minutes, you get some fun performances, and the "erotic" in "erotic thriller" is there sufficiently well, even if it's not full on Shannon Whirry Skin-a-max kind of stuff. The business aspects of the story are a bit of a trip though. Hamlin has a jerk for a colleague played by Steve Railsback, and at some point their boss, Joseph Campanella, promotes Railsback to Hamlin's manager. Railsback then puts Hamlin on a performance improvement plan, aka "probation," which would lead one to believe that means one more slip-up and he's out, but according to this movie, it means Hamlin's untouchable during the probation period? Like he can tell Railsback "fuck you," and Railsback can't do anything about it? And Hamlin's character isn't necessarily likeable either, he's just more likeable than Railsback. You almost get to a point where you want Anthony to smoke them all and move onto the next town. But therein lies the charm, maybe? The erotic thriller isn't meant to be compelling cinema, it's meant to get us to the church on time, and I think this one does that.

If it feels like we were just celebrating Cole S. McKay's entry in to the 50 Club, that would be right, the thing is, he had over 50 films when we finally decided to tag him, so he skipped the usual 30 and 40 Club posts and came in in the mid-50s. The plan was to review something more action-oriented, or maybe one of the films he directed or starred in, for this 60 Club post, but reviewing The Stray last week changed all of that, and I didn't realize until I started putting everything together for this post that it would be his 60th, but I figured I'd go with it instead of moving everything around. (I also discovered that Kill 'Em All 2, which I'd planned to do here, is now gated by Netflix and unavailable if you don't have an ad-free version? Do these streamers just get more ski mask and gun-y by the day?) Anyway, since we tagged him a few months back, McKay has been cruising up the all-time lists, first passing Art Camacho, now tied with Daniels, and I think passing him will only be a matter of time, since we don't have many Daniels films left to cover, and there could be over 100 other McKay films that qualify--just 1994 alone he has like 25 movies, of which we'll now have done 8. Just his PM stuff will probably push him past Dolph. And while this movie doesn't have a ton of stunts, the ones it does have, like the person trying to run Hamlin down in a parking garage, are all excellent. We take stunts in a film for granted, and I think a big reason for that is McKay and his teams always makes them look great. 60 Club and beyond!


I believe this is our first Harry Hamlin film on the site, but we have looked at him twice on podcast, one being the two-parter I mentioned above that includes this movie, episode 184 in the archives; and the other being episode 132, "Short Shots," where we looked at a series of short films with Rich Hawes from DTV Digest, and Hamlin was in a short film called One Clean Move, which also starred Gary Busey and Luca Bercovici. The thing about these erotic thriller roles is he seems like a drip a lot of times in them, which, after seeing him in Mad Men, makes me think was more by design than I realized. Did he read these scripts and think "this guy is kind of up his own ass" or "I don't know if I'd want to spend ten minutes with someone who acted like this" and then just leaned into it? Take this movie. It looks like his character barely does any work, and often can't even be bothered to finish his day sitting in the office. When his friend (played by Neil Ronco, who also wrote the script--but wasn't the guy who invented an As Seen on TV rotisserie cooker) invites him and Lysette Anthony up to their cabin to spend a weekend with Ronco and his wife, Hamlin proceeds to use it for as a sex escape bed and breakfast with Anthony, the two of them making the beast with two backs all over the place there. Yet Ronco continues to be this guy's best friend. It creates this gray area though where we don't know if we should root for Hamlin or not. Maybe it doesn't matter if we're just having fun.

This is not our first Lysette Anthony film on the site, that distinction goes to Strippers vs. Werewolves, but this is her first starring role. She's everything you want in that erotic thriller/film noir femme fatale. She's alluring, seemingly vulnerable, yet can be diabolical when it's needed. Another name we've seen here before is Michael Ironside, who plays the psychologist that's also Anthony's lover. We never know if we can believe him or not, because he's Ironside, exactly who you want in a role like this to be this mysterious. Then there's Steve Railsback, a name we've also seen here before, but I think this is my first mention of him. He's had a great DTV career that we haven't really even scratched the surface of, the kind of name that probably should be in the Hall of Fame if we'd been reviewing more of his films. I'll definitely look for more of them now. And finally, you may have noticed two other names we tagged, Kato Kaelin and Jesse V. Johnson. Kaelin plays a broker at the firm Hamlin and Railsback work at, but I couldn't find him in the movie so I wasn't able to get a screen. And then Johnson is listed as a set designer. It's a tag, and while it doesn't count toward his director tags, it adds to his overall count, which now stands at 15. Other names that round out the cast were Bill Nunn, Olivia Hussey, and Joseph Campanella. They all do great and add that much more flavor to the proceedings, which is what you want when you see their names in the cast list.


Finally, the title of this film gets the Aimee Mann song of the same name from the movie Magnolia stuck in my head. Her hit with 'Til Tuesday, "Voices Carry," is one of my favorite songs ever. I don't know if I can name ten songs that came out after it was released in 1985 that I like better than it. I tried to get into more of  'Til Tuesday's stuff, but none of their other songs really worked for me the way that one did. I remember one time VH-1 was playing 80s stuff, and the VJ said that, while he liked "Voices Carry," their album after that one, Welcome Home, was one of his "all-time faves." It was my first time hearing "favorites" truncated down to "faves" like that, and I found it intriguing. Like, I don't know if I've ever been able to use the term unironically myself, but I do use it quite a bit in a more ironic sense, and you'll find it from time to time here on the site, like in my The Most Dangerous Game review where I call CT "one of my faves from The Real World." It's funny how I pick up these little verbal affectations over time, and how much they've become embedded in my speech, but yet how I also remember exactly where I got many of them from, all these years later.

And with that, let's wrap this up. You can currently get this on Tubi here in the States. Sometimes you just need a 90s Erotic Thriller with names you know, and this is one that'll get you to the church on time. (If you're wondering where I got that expression from, you should listen to more David Bowie.) And for the podcast episode on this that I did with Jon Cross, you can check out episode 184 in the archives, parts 1 and 2.

For more info: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108045

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Tuesday, July 8, 2025

Final Recovery (2025)

Producer Joe Williamson reached out to see if I would review Harley Wallen's newest film, but unfortunately I fell behind on screener requests and am only just getting to this now. I was excited to check this out though, because I really enjoyed Wallen's last couple films. Let's see how this one did.

Final Recovery is about a treatment center run by a woman named Nanny Lou (Charlene Tilton), who, on the surface seems like she really cares for her patients, but there's something nefarious underneath all that. It looks like she's running a racket where she has crooked cops bring in people struggling with addiction so she can bilk the state for their care, and keep them pumped full of drugs so they never recover. And should her patients get wise to what she's up to, she's got a bone saw in a back room that she can use to make sure they disappear. One of these patients, Rodney (Jasper Cole), has been stuck in this cycle for years, but when a new patient, Dustin (Damien Chinappi) comes in, Rodney thinks he may have someone who can help him bring Nanny Lou to justice. The problem is, Nanny Lou has been at this for a long time, and will be hard to stop.

This is another from Wallen that really worked for me. Like the previous two we've reviewed, Beneath Us All and Ash and Bone, he does a great job of mixing genre film with his themes of how society values some people over others, and that's especially true about people struggling with addiction. One area where this one doesn't work as well as those other two though, is I wasn't sure whose story was supposed to be the focus, Rodney's, Dustin's, or Nanny Lou's. Even Dustin's sister Cindy (Kaiti Wallen) felt like she could've been the focus from how she's introduced to us, where she's questioning to Nanny Lou on whether her brother should even be in the facility, I thought the story may have been moving in the direction of following her advocating for her brother and trying to get help for him through official channels on the outside, but it never goes there after that initial conversation with Nanny Lou. The other thing was the fact that the film was set in Flint, MI, and I felt like they could've done more to make that a bigger part of the story. When I look at what worked though, it starts with Tilton, who was absolutely chilling. Even without the genre film elements, had this just been a Behind the Bastards-style biopic about someone using people struggling with addiction to bilk the state and insurance companies, she still would've been scary. I also liked how Cole and Chinappi gave us grounded, human characters who were struggling with addiction. I think without those performances, Tilton's alone would've given us a fun horror film, but Wallen's message wouldn't have come through, and that message gives the film a little bit more. Overall, I really enjoyed this, and with it available on Tubi, you should definitely check it out.

We're now at five of Wallen's directed films here on the site (he has an additional tag as an actor in Realm of Shadows), which puts him up there among the most for an indie director. The thing about his work that resonates with me is that theme that runs through all his work I've seen so far, not simply that there are haves and have-nots, but even harsher, that society deems some lives worth more than others, and the way he marries genre film with giving a voice to people whom society deems less worthy is something I really appreciate, and something I think he nails here in exploring the way society deals with, as opposed to helps, people battling addiction, while still maintaining the film's horror genre credentials. What people battling addiction have to go through to get help is probably a real life horror film in and of itself, but will people watch that as much as they'd watch a horror film about a scary woman in tacky Christmas sweaters dismembering people in a back room? Probably not, but with Wallen we get the message wrapped in a fun horror movie, and he does both effectively.

That scary woman in tacky Christmas sweaters is played by none other than Charlene Tilton. We've actually seen her here before in the Jeff Wincott PM flick Deadly Bet, but I imagine most Americans my age know her from our moms watching Dallas on a Friday night. When an indie director like Wallen finds out they can get a name like Tilton, they're hoping for a great performance beyond the help that their name on the tin means for sales and streams, but what Tilton gives us is another level. I don't know how anyone who did a scene with her was able to interact with her offset afterwards, I think I'd be too afraid to. What her performance does is turns the entire facility into a kind of haunted house, like an old Vincent Price movie, her ominous presence looms over everything. In that way, it was smart that Wallen included the element of Rodney and Dustin leaving the facility to work in Cindy's store, because we as an audience needed a break from the tension in Tilton's performance too.

As I mentioned above, this took place in Flint, MI, and was filmed on location there as well. It's a city that's been through a lot, as far back as 1989 Michael Moore made his famous documentary Roger and Me about GM closing a plant there, which left 35,000 people out of work. Since then, things have only gotten worse, leading up to the Republican government in Michigan's takeover of the city, who, in an attempt to cut costs, changed the city's water supply over to a contaminated river, making many residents sick and leaving them without clean drinking water for years. Going back even further in American history though, Flint was one of the birthplaces of what would become the middle class in this country, union workers receiving a wage that allowed them to live a dignified existence, something that spread throughout the US in the middle of the 20th century, only to be slowly dismantled in the 80s and 90s, and forgotten in the 21st century. And I think this is where, for me, if I hear a film is set in Flint, I want a little more of that history and legacy embedded in the story, and made me wish we had a little more of that here.


Finally, we have the question of whether or not this is a Christmas movie. You know me, I'm more open to having as many films under that banner as possible, but what's unique here is Wallen uses the fun and kitsch of Christmas as a juxtaposition to the horrors happening around everyone. We have Christmas songs, Christmas decorations, and Nanny Lou's tacky sweaters, while Nanny Lou is having someone dismembered, or someone else is dying of an overdose. It's a use of Christmas that I'm not sure I've seen before, because Christmas doesn't really play a part in the film, like no one's exchanging gifts or having a Christmas party. Another aspect of Christmas is the way we use it as a society to bring family members from far away together to celebrate in order to reaffirm familial bonds. For many people struggling with addiction, they've been estranged from family members, which means Christmas can lead to more feelings of isolation, which could beget more using. Unless I missed it, that never really comes into play here, like we don't hear Cindy making plans for her and Dustin, or Rodney's ex-wife making plans for her and their daughter without him, or even just what that would feel like to be in a facility like that for the holidays. Maybe something to explore in a "Final Recovery 2".

And with that, let's wrap this up. You can currently get this on Tubi or Plex, which I think makes it a fun choice for your Christmas in July film. This is another solid outing from Wallen and company, I can't wait to see what's next!

For more info: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt33727216

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Sunday, July 6, 2025

The Stray (2000)

We lost another all-time great this past week in the legendary Michael Madsen. This is a film of his I'd been meaning to do for sometime, because it's a PM flick and also has DTVC Hall of Famer Frank Zagarino, so I figured it would be a good one for Madsen's in memoriam post. In addition to us, Comeuppance Reviews has done this as well.

The Stray has Madsen and Zagarino as cops hot on the trail of some guys in Uncle Sam masks picking up bags of drugs or money or whatever at public trash cans on the 4th of July (total coincidence that I'm reviewing this on 4th of July weekend!). After a big PM-style explosion, Madsen is suspended, so he lives with his girlfriend, Angie Everhart. Soon after, Everhart hits a guy in the road because she's using her cellphone while driving (it was an issue even in 2000!), and when she finds out he's homeless, she offers to let him live in the garage of the mansion she's living in with Madsen. Could this drifter have ulterior motives? And what about those guys in Uncle Sam masks? Madsen is suspicious of this drifter, but is there a basis for it, or is he just being a jerk? Everhart should probably figure it all out before she gets hurt--or worse!

This is a movie that I think I would've killed had I reviewed it in 2007 when I started the site. The story is that unique combination of all over the place, and contrived as all get-out. I'm supposed to believe this drifter who has it in for Everhart knew she was going to use her cellphone at exactly the time he put himself in the middle of the road so she could hit him? And then that she'd definitely take him in and give him a place to stay? But then we have the PM aspect, where foot chases turn into car chases, which turn into flipped cars and explosions. In one scene near the end, our drifter guy gets fired from his job as a dishwasher at Everhart's restaurant, and he causes a scene. In a Lifetime version of this film, the police would escort him out, give him a summons, and that would be it. Here, he smashes through a window, leading to a foot chase, which becomes a car chase when he steals a motorcycle. It's the kind of thing that I can really get down on. And then Madsen is great as the grizzled detective. He might be mailing this performance in in spots, but even when he's doing that, it's great to see. I don't know where this goes on your PM journey, or if this is the film you should watch to honor Madsen's memory versus something like Reservoir Dogs, but it did the trick for me.

When I started this site, I think I expected more Madsen films, but his first appearance wasn't until 2010 with Luck of the Draw, and now in 2025, as we're honoring his memory, I'm shocked that this is only his 16th film. If you look at his IMDb bio though, he has a lot of really low-budget ones, the kinds of things where you don't know how much Madsen you'll get, and whether it's even worth it either way, and I think that explains why he has such a low tag count. Of the films of his we've reviewed, the most infamous is Extreme Honor, the write-up which birthed the term "300-pound pork roast;" and I think his best performance of the films we've covered was in Vice, with then another one of my favorites one we did more recently, Executive Target, also a PM flick. The thing about Madsen was he had an effortless style, where even if he mailed it in, it looks great, but when he brought it, it could be something magical, and I think we see both sides here, like when he can't be bothered during the classic "your suspended!" scene with their chief after the bust gone bad, to the unleashed Madsen beating the drifter with his crutch after the guy sets him off--he had the crutch after a dirt bike accident, because PM needed to get some action in there somewhere. He does have one more PM flick that we need to cover, The Sender, which was directed by Richard Pepin and has a pretty robust cast, and then from there it'll probably be a matter of how many of the really low-budget ones he's done that we get to. Even if it isn't that many, Madsen has left an indelible legacy. One of the best to do it, Mr. Madsen, you truly will be missed.

This is now 50 PM flicks on the site, which I didn't realize when I picked this movie, I thought we would only be at 49. At some point we'll do a proper 50th film on PM celebration, but I don't think it's appropriate now as we're honoring Madsen. This is one of those interesting PM mash-ups. More suspense thriller than anything, and not really on the erotic side, but then to follow the PM rule, we have plenty of chases, shootouts, and explosions. It's this alchemy that shouldn't work--and probably doesn't work--but after seeing enough of these PM movies it's all a lot of fun. Two interesting aspects that I think it help it here too: one, cinematographer Ken Blakey, who worked on a ton of PM flicks and had a huge part in crafting what we know as the "PM look," really seems to be able to spread his wings more here, and we get some inspired shots; and two, Cole S. McKay (in now his 59th film on the site) is stunt coordinator, and he wasn't only versed in action films, but had done a lot of thrillers as well, and I think the fact that he can live in both worlds marries this combination of PM flick with Lifetime-style suspense thriller in a way that feels more organic. So with all the ways this shouldn't have worked, it's fascinating with PM how many ways they manage to make other elements work and give us something a bit more than the average fare.

We do have another Hall of Famer in this, Frank Zagarino. He doesn't have a big role, but it's fun to see him act opposite Madsen. This is one of only two PM flicks he did, the other being No Tomorrow, and neither were a starring vehicle for him, which is too bad. I guess around this time PM was focusing on big names like Madsen, or action leads like Speakman, plus their own in-house guys like Daniels, so someone like a Zagarino would've been the odd one out, but seeing him here as a cop with Madsen, he would've made a great cop on the edge in a PM action romp. Looking over his bio, there's maybe 25 movies of his I have left to cover, including all four of the Airboss movies, and with him at 16 films now, that means somewhere down the road the 40 Club is in play. We probably should get him to 20 and 30 movies first before we think 40 Club, but at least we know that's the ceiling. On the other hand, our last Zags film was Project Eliminator in June of 2023, so it's been over two years since his last flick. At that pace we'd get him into the 40 Club in 2075? If I'm still alive then, and still reviewing movies on this site... I don't know, I feel like by then the nuclear apocalypse will have happened, but if I'm still around for it, maybe a guy in a leather vest with no shirt underneath will be my caretaker, and in between driving me to my appointments in his black Chevy Impala with a spiked grill, he can help me get my Zags 40th Club post up on the site--only to have us ambushed by evil water farmers or tire farmers or whatever.

We got off the rails quick there, and I don't know how we'll get back on track, but maybe Angie Everhart's a good place to go. More than Madsen, she's the star of this, even though the way the film opens they make us think he is, but I think as the lead she does a great job of being the central focus around which everything else revolves. With how good she does here, you'd think, why didn't she have a bigger DTV career? More movies like The Substitute: Failure Is Not an Option would've made sense at least, and to be fair, in the period right before and after this she does have some other stuff that we should review, but then it tails off. According to the IMDb trivia, there were some factors in her personal life that probably contributed to this, plus maybe there's a point too where you're just tired of making The Substitute: Failure Is Not an Option, which I can respect. At least she does great here, and adds more to the proceedings to get us over the finish line.

Finally, we'll do one last paragraph on Madsen, since this is the post in honor of his passing. Madsen had the kind of talent that shouldn't have put him anywhere near DTV flicks, but even as far back as this, he was in that realm. If you go on Tubi now, you could do a whole month watching one Madsen film a day on there, and not run out before the calendar turns. And I think when you get movies like this, that have a fair amount of him in it, it's something really special and fun to watch. And that's the thing, out of those 30, there might be five of these, maybe ten if we're being generous, but when you find them, it makes it all worth it. That's why we love movies, whether they're blockbusters, Oscar winners, or PM DTV flicks like this, we want to be entertained, and perhaps see something special, and with Madsen, if his name was on the tin, there was always that possibility. I don't know if I suggest doing a month of Madsen movies on Tubi, but I think he'll always be one of those names that's fun to watch, and while it's sad he's no longer with us, we were all lucky to have him while we did.

And with that, let's wrap this up. You can get this on Tubi, perhaps as part of your month of Madsen, but if you're just going to do one, this isn't a bad deal either. Also, if you want more Madsen, Ty and I did a double-bill of his DTV flicks in episode 159, "Madsen MAYhem," which you can find in the podcast archives.

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