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Thursday, July 28, 2011

Hollywood Safari (1997)

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This is it, our last Don "The Dragon" Wilson DTV flick. After this review we'll have had them all. I saved this one for last because, even though it's a PM Entertainment flick, it's also a family picture, and we really don't do family pictures here at the DTVC. It's solely to complete Wilson's DTV filmography that we're reviewing it-- though a PM Entertainment family movie does intrigue me.

Hollywood Safari follows a family of animal trainers that keep their animals inhumanely locked in small cages, then send them out to Hollywood movie sets and force them to act in movies-- and those are the good guys! The bad guy: a small town deputy, John Savage, who has a power trip after he's given the job of filling in as acting sheriff, and when he catches one of the family's trained mountain lions, he erroneously thinks it's the mountain lion that attacked a kid at a nearby camp. He wants the thing euthanized ASAP so he can get the pub for it having been done under his watch, and he's going insane to see it happen, to the point he's put the family's mother in a jail cell, and is detaining the US Forest Department employees unlawfully until they kill the animal. Can the kids in the family find the real bad mountain lion in time?

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This wasn't that great, and I'm not saying that because it's a family movie and not my bag, but because nothing really happens for a chunk of the middle. It is very fascinating as a PM Entertainment family movie, though, because it manages to sneak in some car chases and more danger than the average family picture. Wilson doesn't have a big role, and no fight scenes-- pretty much he's the jackass who works for the family and can't do anything right, and after the first ten minutes or so, he's done. Savage made a great douchebag style baddie, and his douchebaggery enhanced any quality this movie had that I'd like; plus Joe Isuzu plays the family's father, and Nils Allen Stewart plays a poacher; both guys were solid.

So this is it, thirty posts for Wilson, and his last DTV movie, at least for now, though for the entirety of our time as a blog, Wilson hasn't made a new movie, nor had anything listed as in development. That's too bad, because he's a solid DTV actor with a decent body of work, and guys who are older than him are still at it. Maybe he'll get a shot in the new Expendables, even if it's only a small part. I went back and looked at the other 29 reviews, going as far back as post 42 on May 10, 2007 for Terminal Rush. For me, his best one was Inferno aka Operation Cobra co-starring Evan Lurie. There's also the Bloodfists, for which he was most known. I think here, in Hollywood Safari, he might have been fulfilling a contractual obligation or doing a friend a solid, but it's more a novelty that he's here than anything.

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John Savage was a great heel. I wonder if they were like "John, we need you to crank the douchebag knob up to 11, then break it off", because that's what he did. I think he must've had a bad experience with a rule crazy cop or something, and just channeled that anger. I love John Savage, in particular Do the Right Thing and The Thin Red Line, and we've done a couple of his flicks here, CIA II: Target Alexa and Firestorm.

Good ol' PM Entertainment. They found a way to get some chase scenes in and flip some cars over, which I was happy about. There was also that "just throw shit in there" mentality that we love from PM Entertainment, especially with family movie cliches, like the dog saving the family. It felt like some of the studio execs were looking over the project and saying "oh, you gotta have the dog save the day. The kids love that shit. Every kids movie has some kind of dog or something that saves the fuckin' day." Then there's the ending where the kids tell the mom that it was the dog that saved the day, and the scene cuts to a slow motion shot of the dog with some heartfelt music playing in the background, and the credits roll. It's almost as if PM Entertainment were making a parody of the family movie, pulling back the sugar coated topping to reveal a big pile of rotten cliches and over-worn plot devices. Again, as I said above, PM Entertainment doing a family movie is intriguing.

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I couldn't finish this final Wilson post without dedicating at least one more paragraph to him. I was thinking about where he stands as far as the all time list of DTV action stars goes. If you're looking at strictly DTV career, and not big screen/DTV combined, I have Wilson third, behind Dolph and Michael Dudikoff. Gary Daniels could catch him, but he seems more content with playing bit parts in bigger DTV flicks than staring in his own, and though that will get him the record for most tags, that doesn't compare with the number of films Wilson has done as the main star. Seagal is 8 tags behind Wilson, but 8 more DTV movies sounds like a lot considering he just turned 60. And Van Damme can't get a movie released to save his life anymore. If either of them came close to 30 though, I'd put them ahead of Wilson just because of how much they've done for action in general, DTV and Big Screen. On the other hand, for all the movies Wilson's done, how many were that great? He has a signature series in Bloodsport, but can you think of a Wilson flick you'd put in your top ten of either the 1990s or the 2000s?

It makes for a good debate in any case-- maybe I'll write a 30-page thesis on it, but right now I'll wrap up this post and get us out of here. Not a good movie, but intriguing because it's a PM Entertainment family film with John Savage as the heel, and Wilson in a bit part. Probably for completists only. It's currently available on Netflix Watch Instantly for those in the States (and those not pissed that Netflix is raising their rates again!), and that's a pretty risk free way to see what it's all about.

For more info: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0236304/

7 comments:

  1. Excellent write-up. That is awesome you have reviewed every Don "The Dragon" movie!

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  2. Yeah, this certainly does sound "interesting" for a family film, i'm also curious about those Magic Kid films.

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  3. Good post man. I will say that, from my experience, family DTV movies are the worst in quality. I'm not sure it is that when you cut out the silly violence and gore there isn't much left but bad acting, or if the terrible attempts at sentimentalism just derail me. It's like watching aliens attempt to emote like humans. Just... off. It's the uncanny valley of acting.

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  4. Hilarious write-up as usual. PM are great for chucking the kitchen sink into their movies, top stuff. I love those shitty movies where the dog saves the day, but what I really love is this parody made by an Australian comedy troupe back in 1991: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukqt7-2AGaE

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  5. For me, Red Sun Rising was probably the Don-film I most enjoyed. This would've been a good post to mention how the dtv-world has changed. The kinds of films Don used to make have all but disappeared (you managed to see all Don-films! that would never happen today since 75% would go unreleased!), replaced by bigger (at least in terms of budgets) Seagal/Van Damme-films or some Piranhacondas etc.

    I guess a few of the films starring some MMA/WWE-guys are pretty close (you seemed to like Beatdown the best, while that was the lowest of the low for me), but it's still not the same. Supreme Champion with Daniel Bernhardt (who sneaked out from the screening because the film sucked so bad!) could've been one, but no, MMA-guy was the star there, too (and yes, it really did suck).

    Speakman, Dudikoff, Wincott, Genesse, Wilson, Gruner, Zagarino, Lamas... Men! Get back in here, damn it! I want Street Knight 2 (without the kid), Bounty Tracker 2 (without the kids), a real sequel to Shadowchaser 2 (without the...oh, you got the picture already?) etc!

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  6. Definitely, The Dragon is quite the DTV star, so it's good to finally have them all up here.

    The family DTV flick is something I avoided for just the reasons you mentioned Hoaks. This was one of those rare occasions where we had a Hall of Famer in one, and that's probably the only time we'll make an exception.

    Loved that video. It was hilarious. This movie wasn't quite that bad as far as the dog saving the day, but it was bad enough.

    We're still waiting on Supreme Champion here in the States. The hope is that The Expendables will get us back to the great action of the 80s and 90s. We'll see.

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  7. Actually, Supreme Chamption IS currently availible to watch on Amazon Instant Video, DVDs have been released(though they're rather pricey)

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