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Friday, July 22, 2011

Tekken (2010)

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This is one we've been waiting for for a long time. First off, I absolutely love the game. My buddies and I used to play Tekken Tag all the time in my dorm, and I would clean up with the Kings (not knowing until later that the game was unfairly weighted in their favor-- though I prefer to look at it as me being so awesome...); second, and almost as important, DTVC Hall of Famer Gary Daniels plays Bryan Fury, which was something I needed to see. Finally, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa was cast as Heihachi, which just seems like a perfect casting choice.

Tekken follows the young Jin Kazama, who works as a high risk courier in a slum outside of Tekken City known as the Anvil. After he transports some vital Tekken technology to an insurgent group, Heihachi's son Kazuya sends troops in to get Jin, killing his mother Jun instead. Jin swears revenge on Heihachi, and to get that revenge, enters the Iron Fist fighting tournament. Kazuya smells something fishy about this new kid, and while wanting to take over his father's empire, he wants to stop this Jin kid at all costs.

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The hard part here is parsing out the Me as a Tekken fan and the Me as (wannabe) movie reviewer. The latter Me thinks this wasn't too bad. The fights were good, the plot wasn't too bad, and the cast was pretty sweet. As a tournament flick, I dug this one all right. As a fan of the video game though, this left quite a bit to be desired. First was the choice of characters. No King and no Paul, two of the franchise's biggest names. Hey, I understand if you don't want pandas and boxing kangaroos-- though I would've loved to have seen those-- but you can't leave out some of the heavier hitters too. On top of that, there were some, like Tiger, who would've made great inclusions to give this movie more umph-- in Tiger's case as a way to bring in some Jim Kelly style flair. With some of those characters that they could've gone with instead of the ones they did, I can see from the movie reviewer Me how this could've been a much better movie than it was, so while I liked it, I wanted to like it more.

Gary Daniels as Bryan Fury was another area that was good, but could've been better. When I think of the great tournament film heavies, Bolo Yeung foremost among them, we see them do more sinister things than just squat thrusts and busting cinder blocks-- which is all Daniels did here, and before his fight with Jin, he has only one other. Something that would've been great is to draw from Bolo Yeung's fight with Donald Gibb in Bloodsport and have Daniels beat up either Kelly Overton's Christie Monteiro or Luke Goss, and give our hero Jin that added incentive to take Fury down-- even better in the former's case, because her character devolves into a damsel in distress role. It would've been a way to both build Daniels's character, and keep Overton's consistent as a hardened fighter recouping in the hospital instead of a worried damsel in distress hoping Jin saves her.

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I thought I'd devote an entire paragraph to Luke Goss, even with all of the other actors that were in this film, because in the Blood Out review I made some comments about the way he was sold to us as a tough guy and hero. This movie did everything right that Blood Out did wrong. First, they kept his English accent. Much cooler calling guys "wankers" than using American Jackass speak. Second, he was never handcuffed to a bathroom sink while dressed in a Mayberry sheriff's deputy uniform. Third, because he wasn't already starting in the hole as far as coolness points go, he had a solid base from which to build his character and make him believable as Jin's corner man and mentor. This is the Luke Goss I've been looking for, and I hope I see more of it.

Tagawa as Heihachi is an obvious choice-- few do lead baddie like he does-- but then Ian Anthony Dale as Kazuya, and John Foo as Jin and Tamlyn Tomita as Jun were equally stellar. I don't even care that Dale was playing Foo's father, and he's only 4 years older. There were hints at the end of a sequel in the works, and I hope they really bring it with those characters that much more: for instance, I'd love to see Dale playing both Kazuya and the Devil. No matter what, though, they gotta get those Kings in next go around too. I need to see me some Giant Swings.

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You might not be able to see exactly what's going on in this picture, but what we have here is Butt Cleavage. Kelly Overton's leather pants don't quite fit, and are laced up in the back, revealing the top of her buttcrack, pushed together so it looks like a miniature version of chest cleavage-- or just cleavage until the advent of Butt Cleavage. I wonder if this was a wardrobe malfunction, like "oh my God, the leather pants aren't fitting on Kelly! I thought you took her measurements!" "Calm down, I'll take care of this. They don't call me the MacGyver of Wardrobe for nothing." "Who's 'they'?" Well, he or she lived up to their reputation, because this was a great save, worthy of an Oscar nod.

Did we really just do a paragraph on "Butt Cleavage"? I guess it's time to call it a post then. Overall, this is a decent tournament fighting flick, with solid and well choreographed fights, a good cast, and a nice plot. Could it have been better? Yes, definitely. But do I think you'll enjoy it? Probably, and I think that's good enough for a recommendation.

For more info: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0411951/

11 comments:

  1. I've never played a single Tekken game in my life, but this still sounds like fun to me. BTW, you got any plans o check out that upcoming King Of Fighters movie? That one looks pretty cool as well, it's got Maggie Q as Mai Shorunai(or however the hell you spell her last name) and any film with her automatically attracts my interest.

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  2. I'm glad you liked this one Matt. You'll see in my review from a while back (for some reason we got this months and months before the US) that I approached this purely as an action movie as I've never played Tekken. The fights were solid and the ADD editing minimal. Wasn't that butt cleavage scene hilarious? Totally aimed at the 16 year old boy audience right there.

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  3. Nice review. Happy it is worth watching, will definitely watch this soon.

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  4. Always plans to check out everything, when is the issue. And I'd forgotten about your review of this Explosive Action. I'll have to check it out. And I think you'll enjoy this one Ty. Better than the usual Punchfighting fare.

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  5. Cool. I need a good punchfighter right now after enduring the quadruple feature of Locked Down, Death Warrior, Beatdown, and Never Surrender.

    Reviews for all four are coming soon.

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  6. Ouch!, though I didn't mind Beatdown, those other three are harsh. I'll be curious to see your takes on all of them.

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  7. Yeah, Death Warrior was just awful, i'd sooner watch Future Fear then subject myself to that crapfest again!

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  8. I wouldn't wish Future Fear on anyone!

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  9. At least Future Fear had some so-bad-its-good moments, Death Warrior was just incredibly painful and boring the whole way through.

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  10. Let us not forget that this was something of a comeback film for Dwight H. Little, who directed one of Seagal's best, Marked for Death, and Brandon Lee's Rapid Fire. He got stuck in TV, but Little deserves better the...erm, little screen. Never played Tekken, but this was fun enough (obviously meant to be PG-13, though). I've never played Tekken, so I also watched this just as an action film. Little shows he can still do good action, so here's hoping more films from him.

    That butt cleavage scene... Aimed at 16 year old boys, you say? Perhaps, but the day I stop enjoying it, is the day I can be buried! Heck, I visited my folks just a few weeks ago and ended up watching Under Siege with my 76yo dad (a huge Seagal-fan, like me). He's had two strokes, three heart attacks, brain surgery, and has been married for 35 years. The cake scene comes and he suddenly says "You like those?". I ankwardly mumble "Well.. Yeah... They're nice, I guess..." and he says "Nice? Those are great tits, son! I love your mother and never regret marrying her, but listen, no matter what they tell you, you will ALWAYS love young girls and great tits!" And you know what? I believe him 100%! :-)

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  11. That's the greatest comment I've read on a blog in ages. If I'm ogling the women in Seagal movies when I'm 76, I'll be very pleased with my life!

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